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Comedy Central
Jan 23, 2013 1:00am PST
: together we gave dignity to our elderly and our poor. >> we determined that a md yearn economy requires railroads and highways. >> jon: together we built the jersey turnpike. i looked it's not the same level, then they created the ex-pass. not everybody got one. if you are going from see caucus to bordentown, what are you going to do? take the garden state? it's absurd. it's big is what i'm saying. we ended slavery and built roading to. mr. president, what would you have us do next? >> we will respond to the threat of climate change. some may deny the overwhelmingly judgment of science but none can avoid the devastating impact of the fires, crippling drought and more powerful storms. >> jon: oh (bleep). [ laughter ] we don't need a president we need the last air vendor. but perhaps the line that got the most attention in obama's speech was this one. >> we, the people, declared today that -- declare today that the most evident of truths that all of russ created equal is the star that guides us still. just as it guided our forbearers through seneca falls and the selma and stonewall. >> jo
Comedy Central
Jan 17, 2013 10:15am PST
carolina has a pork-based economy. your state had no problem accepting aid after hugo and gafton. turns out there's republican officials in the northeast and they would like a word with you folks. >> to my colleagues who are from states with disasters recently who decided we need change the rules of the game, shame on you. >> new jersey does not expect anything more than what was done for louisiana, alabama and mississippi in katrina. if they want to make new rules about disaster, well, they picked the wrong state to make the new rules with. >> jon: my state. [cheers and applause] nice state you representing. be a real shame fit ended upping like new delaware. you never heard of new delaware? that's right. what is the hold up? what is the pork? >> there's stuff for alaska fisheries. there's things for the kennedy space center. there's the roof on the smithsonian. job training. >> jon: back up. there's no roof on the smithsonian. it's going to rain on archie bunker's chair. congress shouldn't have to go through this to get measures passed. can't you take the pork stuff out of there and p
Search Results 0 to 7 of about 8 (some duplicates have been removed)